THIS SHOULD BE REQUIRED READING FOR EVERY MAN, WOM.....
"I'm 63 and I'm Tired"
By Robert A. Hall
I'm 63. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I've worked, hard, since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven't called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there's no retirement in sight,...
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman:
What is another name for ' cherrypickers ' and ' cheesemongers ' ?
Contestant:
Homosexuals..
Jeremy Paxman:
No. They ' re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you
BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston:
Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant:
Geography isn ' t my strong point.
Jamie Theakston:
There ' s a clue in the title.
Contestant:
Leic...
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kilos
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are...
Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all...
The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's the Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to checkout #10. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am
unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but
I beli...
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said ' 2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid......wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go...
Published: 13th Mar 2011
Publisher: Janice Hopkins
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping
This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a Customer in Oxford :
Dear Mrs. Murray
Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering
banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your Husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all Verified ...
Published: 20th Feb 2011
Publisher: Janice Hopkins
